Don't tailgate large trucks; they have giant blind spots. Give them space, and you'll both stay zen on the road.

When merging onto the highway, treat the merging lane like a zipper. Alternate cars like a pro to keep the traffic flowing smoothly

Leave those giant novelty slippers at home; they're not suitable for pedal work.

Remember to dim your high beams when you see oncoming traffic. You're not auditioning for a spotlight role in a driving drama

If you're not confident about parallel parking, practice in an empty parking lot first. You'll be parallel parking like a pro in no time

Save the racetrack antics for video games. Speed limits are not suggestions; they're the law

Honking your horn excessively won't make traffic move faster. Share some honk karma – use it only when necessary.

Put your phone down! Texting while driving is so last decade. Keep your eyes on the road and your phone out of sight

When driving over potholes, recite a poem inside your head to make the experience more enjoyable. It won't fix your suspension, but it might lift your spirits.

Use your turn signals when changing lanes, even if you're dancing to your favorite song. Let others know where you're heading

Stop tailgating! Cars are not snacks, and you don't want to be a bumper sandwich.

Secure your furry friends. They don't have thumbs to buckle up themselves.

Merge like a zipper when entering the highway. Think of it as a polite, vehicular waltz.

Keep a small trash bag in your car for litter. You're not in a garbage truck; don't litter on the road.